Manic Monday! Is Your House A Mad House?

Goddess morning Royals. First, give praise and worship to the all High. Second, HAPPY VETERAN DAY! THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SERVICE

Is everything about your house screaming HELP ME?! Is the children running around driving you nuts? Is the animals in the house becoming too damn much? Is asking for help from your significant other becoming a battlefield not worth visiting? Is stress from work causing everything at home less tolerable?

Well just scream! Find you a quiet room and I mean don’t say words just SCREAM and then BREATHE. Watch the reaction you get from everyone when you do so. First, they are going to come to your rescue because they heard you yell. Then they are going to ask you what happened and what is wrong? DON’T SAY NOTHING! I REPEAT DON’T SAY NOTHING! Then they are going to start looking around because they themselves are sure what happened. Now they are curious as to what happened and what cause you to be either frightened or caught off guard. JUST WALK AWAY AND SAY NOTHING. This will hold there attention for a while, long enough for you to have a little piece and quiet. They will be puzzled and not know what is next.

Do this at least two to three times a day for no damn reason and they will not understand that it is the same noise that you hear from them. They will think that you are going crazy when in fact the nerve wrecking sounds of them yelling, and carrying on is what cause you to be a little disoriented in the first place. Soon or later they will understand that if they don’t yell, help take care of the animals, cleanup after themselves, eat what is giving to them and not what they think they should have, and learn to speak to one another without trying to dimension one another. This is a technique I call distraction from the norm.

Clearly, be patient, calm cool and collected isn’t working so a loud scream will do the trick. It might even alarm the neighbors especially if they never heard you yell before. They might call the police but assure them that everything is alright. Besides we don’t want another #PoliceInvolvedShooting with a homeowner or otherwise. Beside screaming and yelling release endorphins that help get the blood flowing and keep you on your toes. Also it keeps the blood pressure from going through the roof from stress of not getting things done or help with getting things done. It also prevents you from wanting to do things you normally wouldn’t do as well as get you attention so you can calmly ask for help.

Sending you all love and kisses. #GoddessLove

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